Mr. Hall, I was surfing the crimson wave, I had to haul ass to the ladies

**WARNING THIS POST MAY BE UNSUITABLE FOR MALES**

Girls, you'll understand. Woke up this morning felt fine. Showered, had my breakfast, got ready to go to work, and then I got that feeling. Oh you know that feeling. That feeling that you get when you know its only a matter of hours before it starts, EXCEPT I am 2 weeks early. I am crushed. It ruined my day. It will ruin my week. I'll have to break out the granny-panties. And I have cramps, and it hurts and I'm grumpy :( But it does explain why my pants have been a little snug and why I've been mowing through food like there's no tomorrow.

I dunno guys, the hormones kick in and I go nuts, I can't stop! Anything that's not nailed down- I mean I went through a half a can of smoked oysters...who the fuck pigs out on smoked oysters??? I dread the day when I become pregnant because it will be nine months of this as opposed to a week. NINE MONTHS!!!! I am going to get so fat and I'll have to go to mommy and me classes to work off all the smoked oysters and taco bell...ick mommy and me classes? how bourgeois!

But back to the point, why so early, lady crimson?

Beauty*2

I was getting ready for work the other day. It was cold. Its Canada. Whatever. So when I was slipping on my track pants from high school I realized that I don't remember the last time I wore jeans. Its been like MONTHS. On my way to work I have to travel by the ttc and its just easier and more comfortable to wear track pants because they're easy to put on and take off(I wear a uniform. Its a suit), and I'm only travelling 15 minutes at odd hours of the day so really who's going to see me?

So yea I'm totally that girl that has a full face of make-up, hair did and in track pants, AND?

But you know what's even scarier, I don't even remember the last time I went shopping...for clothes. Maybe December, for Christmas but other than that NOTHING. Last year I would go to Eaton's Centre once a week and pick up something from H&M or The Gap or any other store I could stand to be in for more than 5 minutes. I would put real thought into what I was wearing what kind of 'look' I was going for; did I want to be the comfy uni student in uggs, track pants, and a golf shirt or did I want to be cool indie rock girl with my black jeans, converse, printed tee and pearls...towards then end I mostly did the former.

But now I'm forever in track pants and plain t-shirts. Even when I see my friends I break out my 'fancy track pants' that are black and fitted (ooo)...yea we don't really go anywhere just chill at someone's house or go to the movies or make coffee runs, whatever its not that serious.

So my point is I am such a schlep now! I don't even know how to dress! I need to go shopping and buy new outfits and pump money into the econmy BUT I am also moving out in the very near future so its not like I can blow $500 in a matter of hours like the old days.

I guess I'm going to be little miss frumpy for the next little while :(